1. When are you coming to Florida?

This is the number one email we get here at E-Syxx. Oh sure, we could make up some silly half-assed not-really-funny response about hanging chads and Jeb Bush or about how it's not really on the way to anything except Haiti. But the truth is, we really can't wait to ROCK the FLA. It's as much a quagmire to us as is it is to you all. From Pensacola to Key West, we implore you good Floridians... be patient! We are working on it!

And if there is any doubt where Dick Valentine's heart is, there was a legendary episode when he staggered unannounced into the bar of the Columbia Hotel clapping his hands and blurting "Boca Raton" at any one who would listen.

2. R U lot gay?

A fair question, considering the title of one of our more popular songs. And we suppose the answer, collectively, would have to be no. Sure, we're all gen-Xers, we've all got open minds, probably had the odd homoerotic dream or two. But again, the answer, on the broadest level should probably just be left at "no, we're not gay," to keep it simple.

But our president is.

3. When are you coming to the UK??? PLEASE come to the UK! Me and my mates love U!!!!!!!

Close your eyes... count to ten... now we're in the UK.

4. Will you send me your guitar?

Understand, son, this is a hefty request considering we don't know the first thing about you. A guitar is a great responsibility, not to be taken lightly. A guitar can not just be sent to anyone who wants one. A guitar has to be earned. Its player must spend years of painstaking study learning to govern its frets with skill, grace and precision.

But how about a synthesizer??? We got two of those. I'm not even sure I can hear them half the time.

5. Who is the bird in the video? Is that Jack White in drag? Me and my mates have a bet!

Ha ha. No, the "bird" in the video is actually a real live actress from Toronto named Tina Kanarek, not to mention a real live good sport at that.

6. Is the first word in Gay Bar "Girl" or "You"? Me and my mates have a bet!

Okay, okay... time to end the suspense. We can tell this is driving a lot of you crazy and we should probably just fess up. The first word in Gay Bar is in fact "Hubba Bubba". It is buried deep within the mix right when the drum roll occurs to start the song. The words are uttered by former Michigan governor John Engler, a rabid fan of E6 who would often pop on by the recording sessions of Fire in Detroit after a long hard day of being Michigan governor John Engler.

7. Holy shit, dude, is that your tour bus???

No, that's Junior Senior's. We get choppered in and out of gigs. Except for Tait...he has a jetpack.