Here's your chance to get to know Electric Sox. Gaze in delight upon their fair portraits and learn a little something about them while you're at it. Likes, dislikes, little known facts. All that good shit. Enjoy.

	Dick Valentine -- Singer / Dancer This man is in dire need of a dream interpreter. Last weekend in Mexico City, after drinking a jug of Mexican tap water, he suffered a fate far worse than Montezuma's revenge. He had a vivid nightmare that he was the houseguest of John Tesh and Connie Selleca. In this dream, Valentine made himself at home on Tesh's magnificent technicolor piano in hopes of forging a collaboration with him. However, Tesh soon became enraged as the composition Valentine was playing apparently made Tesh feel inferior and obsolete. Tesh, his face beet red, took off his belt and made a move toward the defenseless Valentine only to be wrestled to the ground by his wife, Connie Selleca. Valentine made a swift exit and headed down to the Starbucks at the corner of Robertson and Pico.
	M. -- Drums/Cowbell Look out Neil Peart, here comes M! M is breathing down your neck, Neil Peart! Best drummer ever? Guess again, Neil Peart!
	Tait Nucleus? -- Synthesizer Combo Who wouldn't want to be Tait Nucleus? He's got the world's most amazing feet. Tickles those ivories like no man. Serves as a bridge between his standoffish, jaded bandmates and the adoring public by putting a human face on Electric Sux. Actually has a clause in his contract that allows him to leave E6 to play with Interpol at any given time.......
	The Colonel -- Lead Guitar At ease, soldier! Der Colonel wer die auf frieschen vas eich kopf "electric guitar" hast einne scheisskopf Steve Vai, Ace Frehley, Billy Ray Cyrus und Marco Delicato. Das gefrachten ubernasten freidrechen ein gestast fraulein "killer pair of headphones". Du. Du hast. Du hast meich.
	Johnny Na$hinal -- Lead Guitar The surprise hit of the summer, he's currently in the process of having his moniker legally changed to Johnny Interna$hinal, but bureaucracy can be so hard on a brother. Johnny was electrocuted at the Fuji Rock festival while soloing on "She's White" in a sweatpool of his own making. Determined not to die, Johnny got up and eventually stopped being electrocuted. That's good cause we are going to need him next week in Milwaukee.
	John R. Dequindre -- Bass A man born not from the crossroads, but parallel roads. Danish birds e-stalk him.