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To: [email protected]
Subject: Despite popular belief, we are virus free
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:22:24 -0500

Dear Electric Six,
 
Fiber optic curtains.  They are spellbinding and will help create the mood of mystification that goes hand in hand with Corvettes, white rabbits and Lance Burton.
 
Oh yeah, they're also nice with small boys playing the violin and Sears Catalogue models.
 
The man is pointing his finger at the rabbit's lucky foot.
 
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor, and I have a huge box of Julie's Kaka crackers, extra flaky.
 
Spellbound,
 
Anisa and Laurel